I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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