Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
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i dream of a better dildo
Yeah this has happened to me once.
darn i feel u, but im a girl, darn it again
I'm in the same boat. 3 years since I was laid. I quit trying.
aww..... im so sorry you must be married also
hahaha. this is my area code and i can think of about 30 people i can imagine saying this at any given time.
but seriously, i can also think of at LEAST 30 girls who would salivate upon hearing this :/.
This happens to me as well and i'm a girl. I dream of the rabbit, & form 6...
I would bang you. If you were cute.
you and many other guys in the world that aren't getting any.. so? lol
wow, really in orange county you couldnt find some girl? really... do you know how many places there are there? really
i think this happened to me in the bed with my girl.. not that shes bad,, Im just good with my hands..lol..
im this guys old booty call...he called me at 3 last night and said this same line, hoping for a sympathy fuck. its almost working...
anyone who dreams of jacking off hasn't ever got any and won't ever.
been there, done that, got the stained boxers...
this is just downright depressing. i can't even begin to hate on someone that has this type of night
good night, bad life.
Ha ha, so many on the same boat it would seem.
*SIGH* mine to, how long you been married?