Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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