North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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