If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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