3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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