this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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