I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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