somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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