So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Slut skills are useful in every country.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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