We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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