I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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