Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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