I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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