I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Randomize