Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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