Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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