if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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