what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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