quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
