And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them