That's intense
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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