hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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