You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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