I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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