Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
wow bdsm is so cute
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
