How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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