..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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