ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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