before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it was like eating out sand paper
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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