I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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