I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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