everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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