shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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