I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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