Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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