Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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