How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Randomize
