Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
PANTIES FOUND
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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