I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I need help removing her.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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