Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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