but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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