Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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