ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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