Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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