Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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