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  • What if it was a chick masterbating? I can shit, masterbate, smoke weed and eat a 3 course meal at the same time while on the toilet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:07am
  • @ 10:23 and 10:28-- not every stoner is a hippie, and vice versa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:51pm
  • wasn't holding your dick in your hand some sort of clue? Or the vib buzzing in your stupid moronic ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:17am
  • omg been there done that lol and im a girl lol

    Submitted by frankiesnites on Apr 7, 10 at 8:31pm
  • Subway is hellaaa good, & i think i did this today also

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:13am
  • ... so it wasn't a glazed cookie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:56am
  • 3:45 where do you live and how do I move there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:19pm
  • I didnt realize everyone who smokes weed is a hippie..i guess I have to tell 75% of UNCW that they are hippies..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Yes there is asswipe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:41am
  • The game

    Submitted by the_game on Jun 25, 10 at 12:23am
  • much <3 7:49 I feel you, my summer job is working at the Canadian Embassy overseas for $16 an hour for a $7 dollars an hour job 36.5 hrs a week for ao 20 hour a week work. I love my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:38am
  • Hope you didn't walk over to starbucks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:57am
  • Subway has the BEST cookies for the "munchies"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:07am
  • I'm guessing it was an oreo, cream filled deliciousness!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:58am
  • Hope no one met you in the kitchen ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:56am
  • Cream filling

    Submitted by Liz90210 on Jul 16, 11 at 5:59am
  • Hahahaha that's nasty, never been THAT high but hope to be someday...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:49am
  • 10:07 def. owns this cuz hell yeah Subway cookies r the BOMB esp when ur high~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:05pm
  • that is fucking awesome! i am not a hippie...definitely a person...and I too love subway cookies when I'm stoned...then again...what don't I love when I'm stoned? ANd guess what all you haters of weed...i have a very good job...na nana na na naaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:49pm
  • everyone in my fucking town is a god damn retarded stoner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:45pm
  • i was a hippie last night but im not anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:06pm
  • I bet u a girl did text this. As a female I can relate to this. Less women then men masturbate- probably cause it takes freaken ages to finish as a female. Sometimes you gotta take a cookie break ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:28am
  • I agree with 10:31 seriously guys calm the fuck down, I don't tell you how to live your life, unless you count when I said "calm the fuck down" I meant it as purely rhetorical to call attention to your overreaction, not as a directive. Sorry for the confusion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:35am
  • You can never Jack off on an empty stomach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:09pm
  • The funny part is it was a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:57pm