So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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What if it was a chick masterbating?
I can shit, masterbate, smoke weed and eat a 3 course meal at the same time while on the toilet.
@ 10:23 and 10:28-- not every stoner is a hippie, and vice versa.
wasn't holding your dick in your hand some sort of clue? Or the vib buzzing in your stupid moronic ass?
omg been there done that lol and im a girl lol
Subway is hellaaa good, & i think i did this today also
... so it wasn't a glazed cookie.
3:45 where do you live and how do I move there?
I didnt realize everyone who smokes weed is a hippie..i guess I have to tell 75% of UNCW that they are hippies..
Yes there is asswipe
much <3 7:49
I feel you, my summer job is working at the Canadian Embassy overseas for $16 an hour for a $7 dollars an hour job 36.5 hrs a week for ao 20 hour a week work.
I love my life.
Hope you didn't walk over to starbucks...
Subway has the BEST cookies for the "munchies"
I'm guessing it was an oreo, cream filled deliciousness!
Hope no one met you in the kitchen ...
Hahahaha that's nasty, never been THAT high but hope to be someday...
10:07 def. owns this cuz hell yeah Subway cookies r the BOMB esp when ur high~
that is fucking awesome! i am not a hippie...definitely a person...and I too love subway cookies when I'm stoned...then again...what don't I love when I'm stoned? ANd guess what all you haters of weed...i have a very good job...na nana na na naaaaa
everyone in my fucking town is a god damn retarded stoner.
i was a hippie last night but im not anymore
I bet u a girl did text this. As a female I can relate to this. Less women then men masturbate- probably cause it takes freaken ages to finish as a female. Sometimes you gotta take a cookie break ;)
I agree with 10:31 seriously guys calm the fuck down, I don't tell you how to live your life, unless you count when I said "calm the fuck down" I meant it as purely rhetorical to call attention to your overreaction, not as a directive. Sorry for the confusion
You can never Jack off on an empty stomach
The funny part is it was a girl.