So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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What if it was a chick masterbating?
I can shit, masterbate, smoke weed and eat a 3 course meal at the same time while on the toilet.
@ 10:23 and 10:28-- not every stoner is a hippie, and vice versa.
omg been there done that lol and im a girl lol
wasn't holding your dick in your hand some sort of clue? Or the vib buzzing in your stupid moronic ass?
Subway is hellaaa good, & i think i did this today also
... so it wasn't a glazed cookie.
I didnt realize everyone who smokes weed is a hippie..i guess I have to tell 75% of UNCW that they are hippies..
3:45 where do you live and how do I move there?
Yes there is asswipe
Hope you didn't walk over to starbucks...
much <3 7:49
I feel you, my summer job is working at the Canadian Embassy overseas for $16 an hour for a $7 dollars an hour job 36.5 hrs a week for ao 20 hour a week work.
I love my life.
I'm guessing it was an oreo, cream filled deliciousness!
Hope no one met you in the kitchen ...
Subway has the BEST cookies for the "munchies"
10:07 def. owns this cuz hell yeah Subway cookies r the BOMB esp when ur high~
I bet u a girl did text this. As a female I can relate to this. Less women then men masturbate- probably cause it takes freaken ages to finish as a female. Sometimes you gotta take a cookie break ;)
Hahahaha that's nasty, never been THAT high but hope to be someday...
that is fucking awesome! i am not a hippie...definitely a person...and I too love subway cookies when I'm stoned...then again...what don't I love when I'm stoned? ANd guess what all you haters of weed...i have a very good job...na nana na na naaaaa
i was a hippie last night but im not anymore
everyone in my fucking town is a god damn retarded stoner.
The funny part is it was a girl.
You can never Jack off on an empty stomach
I agree with 10:31 seriously guys calm the fuck down, I don't tell you how to live your life, unless you count when I said "calm the fuck down" I meant it as purely rhetorical to call attention to your overreaction, not as a directive. Sorry for the confusion