She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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