i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
There r osticjed everywhere
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug