Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.