i just wanna soil my oats bro
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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