Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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