hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a booty call, not a friend.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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