Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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