it hurts more in the daytime
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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