Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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