id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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