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  • 91 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:01am

    To clean them. Duh. What a stupid question

  • 95 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:48am

    First

  • 91 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:09am

    So many angry comments. If you people don't like these texts, then quit visiting the site...they're funny...get over it, fucktards.....

  • 96 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:56am

    10:54.... Your right anyone can say something like this.. But if you truely randomly find beer bottles in the dishwasher you gonna wonder why the fuck their there.

  • 84 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:18pm

    Sounds like something a greasy ape would do. Oh wait why would they even be looking in the dishwasher

  • 92 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:58am

    Because somebody put them there? Why you ask to have some crazy story to try to make themselves more interesting.

  • 85 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:05am

    Wow, simmer down Sally. And you spelled cocaine wrong. And dick guy is just retarted. What are you twelve? Or mentally disabled?

  • 85 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:41am

    Homebrewers unite!!

  • 81 72
    Submitted by ^_^ on Feb 15, 10 at 11:00am

    am i the only one who likes dick in their asshole???

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:11pm

    Maryland!!!

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:30pm

    Hooray for homebrewing!

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:41pm

    Apes are greasy and smelly

  • 82 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:54am

    This textbos fuckin worthless. Sooo original any one can say stupid shit like that watch... Why's there cocain in my sock drawer. Bam post that shit tfln

    • 80 68
      Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 15, 10 at 12:14pm

      Speaking of things that are fucking worthless..

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:45pm

    Gotta love MArylanders!!

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:12am

    And yes, I think this is funny also...just something else for you ignorant fucks to complain about. Have fun!

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:44am

    In soviet Russia beer bottles have black people in in a dishwasher

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:27pm

    Homebrewer!