If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
