In the future we'll all be gay
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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