So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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